Month: June 2005

  • INTRODUCING!!!!!!!!!!
    THE CANON 70mm-200mm f/2.8 IS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!


    i shall name her WILD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WILD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WILD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








    this is how the story goes…. she came in this box today and i was so happy



    as soon as i pulled her out of the box, we had coffee together. i knew there would be some happy times ahead.





    in that short time while i was in the bathroom, my dad had noticed her



    he was touching her and she said thanks…. THANKS SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    you betch…



    but the rest of the night was great. we watched a movie together… or we tried



    and then i fell asleep just looking at her… she is beautiful


    WILD THING I THINK I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DING DENG DENG DENG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    on a serious note. you guys have to check out this “photo journal” on agent orange used during the
    vietnam war and the after effects of the chemical.


    http://www.photo.net/photodb/folder?folder_id=233567


    agent orange is a synthetic chemical with the main purpose of killin off leaves. why would anybody want that?
    well during the vietnam war, the americans thought it was genius to spray this stuff all over veitnam
    so the VCs won’t have any cover. so the VCs dug tunnels underground and now after 30+ years, the effects
    are still rampant. all the jokes aside, war aint pretty… and we STILL lost that one.



  • lana was playing with this. it was sick, i used chopsticks to throw the disease filled crap
    in the trash. not sad at all, just sick






    this kid looks like the kid from jerry mcgruire… or some movie. but i thought he looked
    funny.


    ps. they r topless cuz it was the kindergarten’s “Beach Play Day” dont be homos






    untitled.


  • it was my last day of kindergarten… i think last week? i’m not sure but imma miss those kids.



    i taught one of the kids how to do the “rock on” sign and here he is showing it off



    and it was so cute to see him trying to teach the other kid.



    these are some of my favorite girls. the girl on the right… looks awfully familiar…


  • i’ve been a good boy for a while now but i live a double life. i am Brian Song by day and….



    JOSE ARMANDO VALAZQUES QUESADILLA PANTALONES MARTINEZ BY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    i am a hard core gangsta by night. as u see the way i’m holding the gun and how the other
    gun is pressed against my tummy… yes… i am hard core



    this is my Final Finishing Move when i shoot up other gangstaZ. look how hard core i am.
    if this dont say hard core, then… um… i dont know



    but after i kill all the posers, i feel the need to meditate.



    even gangstaZ need a job. yes, i am the best picker of them all… or shall i say…
    the most HARDCORE PICKER??? oh yeah



    but it seems that the HARDCORE gangsta has some problem areas on his body.
    notice the curvature around his belly. sad.



  • graduation… congrats





    peter trying to b sexy





    i just saw this on somebody’s xanga. i jacked it


    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.


    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named
    Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was
    born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was
    born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
    was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
    was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
    Kennedy was shot in “Lincoln” car, manufactured
    by “Ford.”

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran
    and hid in a warehouse.
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his
    assassin ran and hid in a theater.

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their
    trials.


    And here’s the kicker…

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
    Monroe, Maryland
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  • i’m sick…





    many weeks have gone by and i was down in the dumps. it seemed that i was down with the case of mojo loss.
    however, i’ve reclaimed the glory once again by overcoming a series of extensive physical training as well as
    many profound meditations on dire topics such as world peace, and high gas prices. by all means, this glorious return
    is not self proclaimed but many of my fans have pleaded with me to come back. they’ve sent me pictures of them
    proclaiming my sexiness and how much i am a F’in rockstar.


    Ed says…



    My dog Lana says…



    unkown girl #1 says…



    ROBOCOP says…



    unkown girl #2 says…



    and BILLY IDOL SAYS!!!!!



    but u know what…



    YES BITCHES!!! I AM BACK AND I AM A F’N ROCK STAR!!!