and so it is, just like you said it would be
life never goes easy on me, most… of the time
and so it is, the shorter story
no love, no glory… no hero in her sky
these are all separate stories
and i can’t stand it when it rains
it rains all the time
and how come there are people dying all the time
and i’m not one of them?
its about time for me to go
Dave
age: 27
sex: male
height: avg.
weight: 6 miles a day
special powers: sitting quietly and looking good
famous quote: “brian… i love you”
current expression: “brian… i love you”
Robby
age: cute
sex: male
height: tall
weight: sexy
special powers: mesmerizing/tantalizing smile
famous quote: “oh haaaaaiiiiilllll NO”
current expression: “brian… i love you”
Angie
age: getting there
sex: female
height: tall
weight: tall
special powers: making me do crap all the time
famous quote: “brian, ur not funny”
current expression: “brian, ur not funny… and can do u this and that and this and that and this and that;laksdjflkajs;ldkja;lse;l”
Nary
age: prime
sex: female
height: ginormous
weight: tiny
special powers: estudiar en la biblioteca con papas fritas en mi pantalones
famous quote: “brian, stop taking those pills”
current expression: “yo encanta estudio historia de biblioteca con papas fritas en mi pantalones”
Caros
age: undocumented
sex: female
height: cry baby
weight: cry baby
special powers: knowing every single line of austin powers 1,2,3 /dumb and dumber /zoolander/ old school/ and the bible
famous quote: “we’re not so different… you and i…”
current expression: “i hurt my SOUL”
this is Michael Chang. the tennis player. i ate crabs with him. ooooo, i feel a story coming on
*********warning!!!!******** some of the documented conversations MIGHT not have taken place
ok so all of the teachers were having dinner and we are all told that MC was coming to have dinner with us.
we are directly ordered to supress all comments/ screaming/ staring/ asking for autographs for MC is a humble man
so when he walked into the door this is how i introduced myself…
“hi my name is brian SONG, whats ur name?” (i said my last name extra loud in hopes of MC telling me his last name)
“hi my name is Michael”….. mission 1 failed
“hey robby, since you, and doug and i are here, all we need is just 1 more person to play doubles in tennis!!!!!”
(kinda yelled in hopes of MC overhearing)….. mission 2 failed
“OH BOY!!! MY TENNIS ELBOW IS KILLING ME TODAY!!!!”…. mission 3 failed
MC: “yeah, i’ve traveld everywhere in the US and some parts of Europe on my tour….”
me: “OH?!?!?!? R U A GOLFER?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!”
MC: “no” ……….. mission 4 failed
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so after all the failed attempts in trying to uncover the secret of his last name, i sat quitely and ate my crab in defeat
then right b4 he left, the ownder of the house busted out like 15 tennis rackets for MC to sign.
so i had to say something b4 i exploded in distress
me: “OMG FINALLY!!! can we say his name now??!??!?!?”
me: “MICHAEL CHANG!!! MICHAEL CHANG!!! MICHAEL CHANG!!!”
it felt so liberating to just yell out his name at the top of my lungs straight in his face.
then we took a picture together. look at how happy we are, can u see him LEANING into me? oh yeah baby, MC is smiling
i swear it was the fourth of july, and i could barely raise my eyes
you were the rockets you were the show
you were the colors, ahh the light, the glow
i dont know where this feeling begins, i shake and slip, fall in, again i guess
i can tell the way you look at me now, you were the rockets and the light… somehow
this song has been my favorite song for years and years. close ur eyes, turn up the volume and feel the music
it feels like u r flying. ok, maybe not flying but for me, it brings back all the good memories.
…. i thought about it and i dont have too many good memories. so i guess i was lying, kinda.
but i can make more. a lot more. hopefully enough for me to wanna live a little longer.
i hate entries about God or Jesus or faith thats not covered up.
any extentions of my feelings are private, however i want everybody to know… you know what i mean?
i want to tell the world about how i feel and who i have feelings for
but a kiss dont mean a thing if everybody is watching
yet sometimes, i wanna shout it out and let it roll over the skies so that everybody can hear
my feelings are mine and only mine. but look at them
how could i sit here and tell you that i dont know this feeling?
holy crap, it makes me wanna get up and scream.
so, when has being a whore become condemnable?
we’re all whores at His feet.so get up and dance.
it was our VBS this week, i wish i coulda helped out more but i had to do crap.
this is jennifer. she’s so cute and i wanna treat her good, but she dont like me
this is maddy. she’s really cute too i like her.
i wanna b good to her but she dont like me.
dang. cruel world ain’t it?
well it can lick by sweaty butt crack cuz i’ll get it in a ankle lock and make it cry
with my 2 bad shoulders, one loose hip socket, ribcage that rattles my lungs,
headache that wont go away, 2 skinny chicken legs, one bad left thumb, bad back,
and this useless hairy chest. come, i’ll kick ur ass
