December 14, 2005

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  i’m subbing for a first grade class the entire week in corona and i’m sure ur first reaction is
  “awwwww~~~ how cute!!!” and my first respons to that reaction is
  “HELL NO!!!!!!” they r a flock of the devil!!!! HELP!!!! my day feels like i’ve been in the
  classroom for like 1555050052342340189732019274 hours… i need Jesus

  
  

  however!!!! the fun thing about it is that they r really cute. so the story goes…
  i have a really loud voice. i talk like a drill sargent when dealing with kids… and they love it.
  so this kid, he wanted to ask me a question and he says “uh… coach… i mean mr. song”
  so capitalize on this opportunity and go on this lecutre about how our class is a team and
  i’m the coach. so i make this class “chant”. where when i say “HEY CLASS” the kids
  say to me in return “YES TEAM COACH!!!” and thats how i would get their attention
  if i needed to.

  
  

  BUT THATS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO NOT CALL THEM THE DARK EVIL’S MINIONS!!!

  
  

  

  
  

  this is my favorite kid in the class. he’s so pudgy and cute. he still talks like a baby. he’s really cute

  
  

  
  

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  this is death

  • 9:02 pm
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