Month: February 2006

  • more film






    turn up the volume and listen with me.
    this is how i wanna feel in my death bed.
    melodic progressions of single notes tied together in absolute bliss.
    it’d be nice to know that those notes echo and dance for me under my breath.
    but nothing for a sinner, and nothing for an iron fist.
    she awaits with a scyth and a vile of courage.
    it’ll stop one day










  • something bad happened between this friend and i a while back.
    i knew her friends will end up hating me…
    and i knew that she’ll tell her side of the story whenever she can
    i tried to trade smiles and i tried to trade hellos
    but today i found that every word was a lie
    they were lies
    lies
    take a hint, do us all a favor, suicide is painless
    i love her like jesus loves her, only a lot less








  • i wanna eat her








  • so i meet this college girl yesterday at UCI. they always freak out when they find out that i’m jay’s brother.
    well, a good handful of them can’t tell if i’m his older brother or his younger brother. weird huh?
    but by far, yesterday’s incident was THE funniest.


    (so me and christina… peter’s gf, were talking and this girl runs up the isle and interrupts us)
    girl: OMG!!! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE JAY’S BROTHER!!!
    me: yeah i’m jay’s brother (and i smiled the biggest fake smile)
    girl: oh, wow!!!! what year are you?
    (this is where me and christina looked at eachother… kinda smiled, we both knew we were going to lie)
    christina: he’s a second year
    girl: OMG! I’M A JUNIOR, YOU LOOK AS OLD IS I DO! (i dont remember this part exactly, so i just filled in)
    me: hahaha, christina is just kidding. i’m actually a super senior
    (we all kinda chuckled)
    girl: OH PSH!!!!! COME ON!!! I KNEW YOU WERE A LITTLE OLDER!! COME ON CHRISTINA!!!
           I’M NOT TTTTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT GULLIBLE!!! PSH!!!!


    Lord… i will love all your children, dang it, if You love them, imma try to love them too….

  • these were all taken with a Contax G2 rangefinder body with a Zeiss 35-70mm lens
    despite my lack of artistic ability to capture awe-inspiring moments, the quality of the pictures….
    i still dont know if i like film better or digital better.
    digital has ZERO processing cost, its quick and its quick. oh yeah, its pretty quick
    BUT!!! film has this classy, classy, classy, classy and classy feel to it.
    i just dont know. i suck at film… and digital



















  • i swear i nearly drowned that night
    when you promised me your heart

  • this was my kindergarten class when i was in china. they r like bunnies





    i thought them how to sing this song. i dont miss them at all. not one bit







    this is so dang disgusting… look at them move




     





     






     


    i’m so glad i dont see them no more. i dont miss them at all. GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!


     


     


    dammmmmmiiiiiittt i miss them so much






    breakfast. its a kiwi

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    remember this guy?????? well…… some people sent me their version of this picture and you know…
    i’m quite impressed with all of their work. i’m sure that we all went into the bathroom, removed our make-up
    and shot about 10 shots until we were impressed with the outcome. enjoy


     


     


     


     


    we are all essentially….. back… lit…..




    i hope that everybody knows that this is a joke…. I SWEAR!!!!!


     


     


    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

    Please help!  Thanks,
    A Troubled

    User______________________________________
    REPLY: Dear Troubled User:
    This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities ! and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.However, be very careful how you use these programs.! Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support





  • i subbed for this class today that i subbed a while back and remembered this one girl that always acted up.
    but today, she was really calm. i didn’t think twice about it but when i was passing her desk she sighed really realy loud.
    so i asked her if she feeling ok and this is how the conversation went


    HER: i’m sad mr. song
    ME: why? what happened?
    HER: my mom died
    ME: ok. whatever


    then i just walked passed her and kept teaching

    so there is this teacher’s aid that stays in the classroom and during break, i asked her if this was true.
    that aid happens to be her aunt and she tells me that her mom did pass away and not just that,
    she hung herself in her bathroom. i was freakin shocked. so during lunch i went out to the bleachers
    and sat next to her and talked to her for a while

    ME: hey, do you know how your mom died?
    HER: no… all i know is that she’s gone to be in heaven, and i know she’ll b happier there…. mr. song dont cry
             she’s in a better place
    ME: i’m not crying
    HER: my aunt and grandma tells me that she’s finally happy there
    ME: so…
    HER: its ok mr. song. i’m only sad for short times. thank you. can i hug you?
    ME: um… what about a high five? is that ok?
    HER: ok thats fine


    it will all end one day
    i think we’re all secretly waiting for it

  • PEC!!!!!!









                                               





    this is the forest growing on my chest. i shampoo it. sometimes use conditioner