VIVA LA MEXICO!!!!
if i could predict the future…… KA ZAM!!!!
look at jimmy. MEXICO OWNED HIM!
the star grab
donna looks like the duck on my profile
this is Marshall. THE funniest guy i’ve ever met.
DO U SEE ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT THIS PICTURE?????
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ok ok fess up!!! WHO GAVE THIS BABY CRACK!??!?!?! HUH?!?!?! WHO!?!??!?!
hello miss. i wanna give these to you cuz i finally found what i was looking for
Last goodbye to the old… waking up to the new
Me: What’s your teacher’s name?
Terry: Mrs. Jahn
Me: Is she white?
Terry: PSHHHH!!! NO~~~~~~ SHE’S PEACH!!! HOW CAN A PERSON BE WHITE?!?!?!?
Name: Edwin Oak
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Height: Sexy
Weight: Petite
Yealy Income: Kingdom of Heaven
Occupation: Life Saver
Personal Strengths: self dialogue
Availability: NOW!!!!!
Name: Peter Moon
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Height: Hot
Weight: Glorious
Yearly Income: $$$
Occupation: $$$
Personal Strengths: $$$ fo sho!!!
Availability: HOT ITEM!!!! WILL GO FAST!!!!
Name: Howard Lee
Sex: Male
Height: Godly
Weight: un-Godly
Yearly Income: Infinity
Occupation: Student
Personal Strenghts: LASER!!!!! LASER!!!!!
Availability: Questionable
Me: I watched Curious George with my nephew this past Saturday
Eugenia: Oh you did? So who did the voice for Curious George?
Me: ………………..
Me: (turning to a first grader) hey D!!! did you watch Curious George?
D: Yeah!
Me: Did Curious George say a single word during the entire movie?
D: Nope
Me: Why do you think so?
D: CUZ HE’S A MONKEY!!!
Name: Lana Song
Sex: Female
Age: 3 years
Height: 2 ft
Weight: Cute
Yearly Income: $0 same as me
Occupation: being cute
Personal Strengths: being cute
Availability: She’s devoted to me and only me
CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY DP IS SO DANG COOL!??!?!?!
PLEASE TELL ME WHY HE’S SO DANG COOL!!!!!
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!! HE JUST OOZES WITH TESTOSTERONE!!!
this is my dad.
check out his house sssuu rhea pppa
Pace foo
this is the last goodbye
it’s DP’s bday. he’s fat and lonely, tell him he’s skinny and wanted by women.
so basically… lie
sometimes when i’m walking down a hall way (of course with the Renegades of Funk song playing in my head)
everything around me fades off to the next scene and time slows down for me.
it doesn’t slow down for me but it slows down FOR me almost like if it wanted it for me
and all i can think about is how many steps i can take before i explode back to the scene before where i changed out of my bloody shirt
every stride, every beat, every bounce that my hair touches the middle of my forehead
that placid smile, that blink of the eye where it takes a little more than an eternity to open again
and that feeling where all you can hope for is for you to fade away into something comfortable
fade away into something familiar, something warm, something like the red off of a lipstick
something forever… i wanna fade into you
thank you for those of you who remember to just drop me a line. i did the best that i can….
which is… i guess… not too great. but now all i can do is just pray, wait, and beg for
a miracle and fogiveness.
ATTENTION!!!!!!!
I have a job interview 3/21 1pm with the Corona Norco School District
so if anybody remembers at that time. please drop me a line with God.
i think i’ll need the prayers.
thats me. i’m not as tall as my shadow, not at all what people see.
its not a big secret but people dont seem to understand
a little bat told her friends what an evil pervert my shadow was but i still keep my mouth shut.
silence is golden… i’ll let my shadow do the talking
trying to live my life to the fullest (well… kinda) and in the process, sometimes i just have to scratch my head and go
“WTH JUST HAPPENED??????”
i was pretty upset this whole week i guess. life aint the SB DP party that i thought it would b after i finish school. i would
explain further but then, this would mean that i would be letting you guys know how i feel. so there goes that plan.
BUT!!!! i do have a crappy story to tell you guys. out of all the physical ailments i could be inflicted with… i got hemorrhoids.
(i got it from working out u fruit cakes, dont get any wrong ideas)
PREPARATION A THROUGH G HAVE ALL FAILED… AND NOW ITS TIME FOR…….
PREPARATION ……………… H!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?
that medicine in my butt dont feel that good. acutally, its sick and greasy. what a crappy weekend (no pun intended)
i was editing these pics for the Kims andi came across these… Charis… she’s such a character. i love her. imma steal her
WTH???!?!?!!?! NO MORE MILK?!?!??!?! THATS IT, U HAVE UNTIL 5PM… OR ELSE….
JK! JK! i love momies!!!!
OH CRAP!!!! CAUGHT BY THE DEATH GRIP!!!!!! must… get… away….
Try Ghirardelli chocolates!!! they are great!!! how’s that for a commercial BOO YA!!!!
I dont care what u say, i’m cute dammit!!!!!
