May 10, 2006
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so i have this soon-to-be-nurse friend, she sent me a link with the name for my heel numbness
its called….Peripheral neuropathy. i clicked on the link and it stated (for real, no jokes)
Peripheral Neuroilija;lsidf;laisdhfl;aishga;egja;lsiej…..
“YOU’RE SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
so i X-ed out of that crappy website and i started think about everything thats wrong with my body
1. 2 broken shoulders
2. lungs that rattle in my ribcage
3. a short tongue
3. crappy memory
3. attention span shorter than that of a 5 year olds
3. a heart that flutters once in a while
3. there is a bump in my butthole
3. crappy spelling
3. crappy eyesight
3. crappy hearing
3. left hip clicks
3. there is this ball in my right knee
3. left heel… Peripheral Neruiuasldifj;laisje;lfajsjaif
3. jaw clicks when i yawn too wide
4. huge stomach
5. hairy chest and a hairy back
i’m thiking somebody hates me or i got a refurbished body from WWI when God was making me.
i thought i’d b sad. but i’m not cuz i know God is wonder….. I’M MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments (18)
that is awesome. your body is so jacked up. hahahahahaha jk.
Dude… i feel you man.. my body is all jacked up too.. i’ve had all sorts of injuries and i’m so not 100% now.. my ankles are jacked up.. my knees… wrist.. elbows.. hearing loss.. my rotator cuff.. dude.. i’m applying for disability.. hahahaha.. no seriously though i’m really going to…haha.. man how long did it take you to acquire your photography skills? Your pictures are seriously outstanding
funny how you have all these injuries but yet you dont play any sports.
i think its because YOURE FREAKIN FAT!!!
LOSE SOME WEIGHT FAT SO!!!
FATTY MC FAT FAT
O_O i hope that is your brother or best friend. lol.
what the heck is “short tongue”.. -_-
half of those have solutions.. but the one that REALLY stumped me was..
“bump in butthole”
a) how the &^$% did you discover it.
b) WHY the &%^* did you want to discover it
c) what sort of impediment or disability does this cause you?!? o_O
honestly.. i dont think i really want to know……… lol.
*pat pat*
there’s two responses: (a) all created in image. or (b) “You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. ” (fight club)
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but you have a nice camera with nice lens. that makes up for all those things. i don’t even have a point&shoot camera yet… sigh…
BUMP IN YOUR BUTTHOLE!?
omg hahahahaha. does it hurt when you go bathroom?
oh no
you forgot to mention you tend to fall in love with guys easily.. homo
man. bump in your butthole. sucks
Hah, weird.
Great photos though.
daanngg.
too many O_O
uh ohh don’t be mad.
i was reading your xanga and when that screaming part came on in the beginning..i got scared =(
hahaha. rubberducky was taken.
that’s great brian…i see you’re doing well.
i have half those injuries and some variants of them…maybe ill catch up in a few years
maybe you got some hemroids.