June 3, 2006
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ok…. so it gets really hot in corona. so i moved my room downstairs… and… a while back, my sister used to live with us.
i… guess… that bathroom was hers. so!!! i’ve been using that bathroom for a couple of weeks and have been showering
there. its not a huge secret that guys smell more than girls and in girls’ bathrooms, they got neat stuff. neat as in like stuff
that smells good and such. like.. mango shampoo, strawberry body wash and stuff. i noticed this bottle that said something
like “feminine fresh” or something. and it smelled really good. so after i soaped my body, i’ve just kinda used this “feminine
fresh” thing as like a body gel. cuz it says, “for bath and something something” i didn’t really read it carefully. then i remembered
something odd. we had this friend named Matt. another friend of mine used to call him Mattengile and then i vaguely remembering
him saying that Massengile… and Mattengile sounded same and that Massengile was some stuff girls have to use to stay….
“fresh”.
so… i’ve been yeast free for 2 weeks.
over and out
fury
Comments (13)
hahahaha jay jacked you
i don’t condone violence or conflicts of any kind, but it would be funny…
HAHAHAHAHAHA SICK
yup cuz u homo aiite
wait.. isnt massengill a douche? when i was doing ob/gyn it was… and i dont see how you could “wash” yourself with it. maybe they have other products out there that i’m not … aquaited with. but if your sister is using the douche product, tell your sister that douching on a regular basis isnt good for her. it alters the natural pH and bacterial population of the vagina.. which isnt good. that natural bacteria there, lactobacillus, is necessary for normal healthiness and acidity there. douching (unless prescribed by her doctor and progress is monitored) can decrease her chances of getting pregnant if she’s trying, and moreover, it can actually increase her chances of getting a bacterial infection or other stds.. it can also increase her chances of pelvic inflammatory disease which can lead to infertility or it can even increase her chances of getting an ectopic pregnancy… which could be life threatening (of course this is all worst case scenario.)
and feel free to delete this if you feel uncomfortable with it. it’s just plain ole medical advice though. hopefully nobody will be offended.
ps. i never got your missions letter before i left for hawaii man. i called my roommate and he says i have a pile of letters that he’ll forward to me. so maybe it’ll be in there.
hahha lovely story.
YOU DISGUST MOM, DAD, SIS, AND MYSELF!!
I HAVE NO BROTHER, MOM AND DAD ONLY HAVE 1 TRUE SON AND THAT’S ME!!!
That’s terrible. But terribly funny.
omg…. brian!!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
brian, I hope you’re not trying everything else in your sister’s room
Hey, welcome to my ring! looking forward to getting together soon. Your help would be a great assest to spreading the word!
hahahaha
Great story I like it a lot, Judi