name: jasmine choi
nick name: wooo ri, jazz
special powers: emo powers of saddness
funny meter (out of 10): 3 degrees celcius
finishing move: emo look of saddness every chance she gets then walking away in solitude
color that best describes: something emo… black and red
song that best describes: something dark and emo
weakness: every damn boy
emo
emo
emo
emo
i like her because she’s not the same as other girls i know. which means… she’s kinda interesting
so i shaved my chest last night to empathize with the rest of the asian males out there.
it felt so smooth that i caressed it all night, even when i was out with some of my team
but i woke up this morning to find freakin red dots everywhere.
they are in-grown-chest-hairs. it hurts like a dokey’s sak would if youd slap it with a ping pong paddle
i’m in constant pain, i can’t even wear a shirt. why the hell did i do this? i have no clue…
i’m never going to do this ever again
