name: hannah choi

nick name: HC, “we would have been screwed if it wasn’t for her”, “we wouldn’t know what to do without her”

special powers: staying up doing crap that we guys didn’t know about, sleeping anywhere, lower maintenance than the boys

funny meter (out of 10): 3 degrees celcius

finishing move: cutting vbs stuff all night of destruction, secretly planning to take over the world by trying to be low key

color that best describes: somthing trying to be low key yet screams bloody murder like… pastel purple

song that best describes: something that tries hard to be overlooked but is outstanding like… mother thereasa (ok thats not a song but something along that line)

weakness: …

she tries to stay low key yet because of what she does, she shines everywhere she goes. without her, our team would have suffered

name: won jae bae

nick name: minamessss won, heart translator, ah juh shee

special powers: translating hearts of the fobs as well as little girls with glasses that want to learn korean

funny meter (out of 10): 5 degrees celcius

finishing move: slimy ahjuhshee stare of translation, don juan espanol/coreano accent of love

color that best describes: somthing spanish… something korean… something heeby… like… green tea green/pink polo/purple velvet with the collar up

song that best describes: something sexy and spanish something… NO SENOR~~~!!! TOO SEXY!!!!

weakness: las senoritas bonitas margaritas paps fritas en mi pantalones

Mr. Won Jae Bae

Miss…. Won Jae Bae….

Fly to the Heaven Won

slimy espanol/coreano look #1

slimy coreano/espanol look #2 (coreano came first this time around because of the obvious fob “peace” sign)

“i like what i see selva…. show me more”

won is a wonderful man. he’ll do amazing things for the Lord in USC and i have no doubt that he’ll become a great man of Christ

 name: jean jung

nick name: Taz, Spaz, BBing BBong TTang DDong DDang Chong

special powers: making weird noises instead of laughing, doing weird things with fingers while talking, just straight out odd

funny meter (out of 10): 8 degrees celcius

finishing move: crying because her heart hurts and making people (just me i guess) really really uncomfortable

color that best describes: somthing crazy… like purple with neon green stripes

song that best describes: something tiny and yet looney

weakness: dogs in a bowl

hi i’m jean and i’m normal

hi i’m jean and i think i’m beautiful

hi i’m jean and i’m getting groomed

hi i’m jean and i am special

hi i’m jean and i practiced this smile for 30min

hi i’m jean and i think i love you

hi i’m jean and i say you and i… at 8pm… my place

the unexplainable has thousands of meanings when it comes out like this.

name: esther kang

nick name: moeeeeesha

special powers: TOP SECRET 

funny meter (out of 10): 2 degrees celcius

finishing move: TOP SECRET

color that best describes: TOP SECRET

song that best describes: something TOP SECRET!!!! like… something very… secret

weakness: bug bites to the lips

she is the one girl that i didn’t have to worry about. she saved me loads of trouble. she rocks

name: alex ro

nick name: a-ro

special powers: rapping like a huug een.

funny meter (out of 10): 3 degrees celcius

finishing move: crooked smile of lady killing DEATH

color that best describes: something gangsta… like… black and silver

song that best describes: something gangsta… like ICE ICE BABY!!!!!!

weakness: DIANE ZELUFF!!!!!!! ESTHER AHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crooked smile of DEATH!!!

lady killers!!!!

LADY KILLED!!!!

i was quite happy that he was our guy leader. alex did an amazing job and his integrity and character speaks for itself

name: karen chun

nick name: chun chan eee, slowly

special powers: saying nothing at all, but when she does she speaks very softly to make us think that she’s is nice. THEN turning around and eating cookies and chips by herself

funny meter (out of 10): 3 degrees celcius

finishing move: speaking very softly. always smiling. acting like an angel yet constantly cussing in her head

color that best describes: something seemingly nice yet something mean… a pink middle finger

song that best describes: something nice and chill yet something very, very offensive

weakness: swollen foot juice of destruction, selva’s interlocking fingers of death

karen’s head: “WHY THE FFFFFFFFFFFFF DO I HAVE TO TAKE THIS PICTURE?”

Karen’s head: “DAMN!!! THIS TASTES LIKE SHI!!$!$#@$!#”

Karen’s head: “BBIIIIAAA#%#%@!!!! who the hell erased my pics? now i have to doit again!! FFFFFF”

Karen’s head: “oh HEEEELLLL~~~~ no!!! he just didn’t say that crap to me”

Karen’s head: “selva…. i’m just smiling but i really think ur a homo!!!”

Karen’s head: “you better FFFFNNNN take good pics of me while i’m smiling or else i’ll kick your A&&&&&&&!!!!!”

karen has one of the most gentle spirits. she never complains, always truckin, and just amazingly kind… but… she does cuss in her head

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name: jane shon

nick name: shonnay

special powers: not sleeping, not eating, then being mean to selva and laughing at everything… except selva

funny meter (out of 10): 4 degrees celcius

finishing move: laughing at everything, then not sleeping and doing work with HC, then getting up in 3 hours to be mean to selva then get ignored by karen

color that best describes: something bright and laughing… yellow… bumble bee yellow

song that best describes: something kinda happy and… fairytale-ish

weakness: MR. WON JAE BAE, MR. MICHAEL LEE, MR. ALEX RO, SELVA’S GELLED HAIR, Mike’s 2 hand/10 fingers through her hair… caressing….

SHE’S HUNGRY!!!!!!!

freaky jane

happy jane

emo jane

retarded jane

“i’m so happy that i’m sitting next to brian OMG i could die” jane

staring at selva’s gelled hair jane

crying jane

this is jane shon. i love her innocent heart and i like her for no dang good reason.

name: edward chio

nick name: 15 out of 10

special powers: breaking the limit of 10 and reaching a new level of manhood

funny meter (out of 10): 7 degrees celcius

finishing move: being an all around amazing guy where every girl wants to marry him. 1 in korea… no, 2 in korea, 3 in kcm, 2 in russia.

color that best describes: something homo… pink with yellow polka dots

song that best describes: something just like this

weakness: 2 in korea, 3 in kcm, 2 in russia and selva

eddie and his 2 min QTs

1 out of 2 in korea

1 out of 2 in russia. his very CLOSE friend VAGIM (yup. you read it exactly how you think it’ll sound)

eddie is a slut

eddie is a slut

eddie is a homo… yet he has a very sensitive, caring side of him. he’s one great catch ladies!!