Month: December 2006

  • a lot happened this year,
    1. saddam got OWNED
    2. Ford is in a permanent state of rest
    3. graduated that bull crap teaching thing
    4. gained 15lbs
    5. realized how hard it is to earn money
    6. realized how easy it is to spend money
    7. my body turned “old”, but i still feel like i can take over the world
    8. i think i acutally got nice
    9. i heard rumors of girls having a functioning brain
    10. i found out that girls dont have hearts. in place of their hearts, they
          have a little chamber of jealousy which forces blood through their
          bodies. if this little chamber of jealousy is provoked, it has the capability
          of turning their blood into poisonous acid which can have a detrimental
          effect of contaminating anything from a 10-15mile radius. of course this
          contamination is equivalent to 10,000 nuclear explosions.

    but i kinda dont remembre anything about this past year and i really dont care.
    high hopes for 2007? naw, no more of the renegades of funk act. i just
    wanna survive.

    so i buy a digital camera that is a superb low noise performer… and what do i do to the
    pictures i take? i add noise to them. i’m rad


  • little gangsta


    jen gangsta


    TARD gangsta


    TARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    FOB gangsta


    TARD FOB!!!!!!!!!!


    CHP gangsta


    tiny gangsta


    so many gangstas around me… but i’m such a dork


  • Eos 3, 12-24mm f/4.5, Tmax 100 film scanned

    she’s trying to chase after what she wants. so dont make fun of her.

  • i was watching Real World Denver with dave son and dude…. can i just say….

    DRAMA~~~~~!!!!!


                                   VS    
    Gay, Christian, Southern, Drunk Racist Davie VS Big, Black, Angry, Smoking Hulk Tyrie
    winner is ……… Tyrie because he’s black


                VS      
    FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                              VS              FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    winner is……….
    FACE cuz its so dang pretty!!!


                VS    
    Angry mama                                                     VS                Happy mama
    winner is………….
    Happy mama cuz she makes my lunch every day


              VS      
    Tards…. real, genuine tards                VS                    Young Brian Fury
    winner is……
    TARDS!!! cuz they are “special” to me


                       VS    
    230lb Somi                                              VS               235lb Brian Fury
    winner is……..  
    Brian Fury by 5 lbs!!!!


                        VS     
    Jogee                                        VS                Young Brian Fury
    winner is…..
    JOGEE!!! cuz she’s nice

                          VS     
    Jogee                                        VS               OG Brian Fury
    winner is……
    Jogee cuz it’s her birthday


     

    MAMA TO THE LEFT!
    MAMA TO THE LEFT!

     

    MAMA TO THE RIGHT!
    MAMA TO THE RIGHT!

  • LANA!!!!!!! its lana. jay doesn’t love her, only i do.

    i shall call you… MONSTER!!!!!!!
    so i had this yorkie for 1 night and i named him Monster.
    it was a early christmas present for my mama but she really really
    didn’t want him. so after one night, i had to give it away
    i really liked him too… dang.