this is little john from my church. he keeps on callin me “fat girl”
so i rocked him. i gave him the brian fury song’s MONSTER WEDGY OF DEATH!
just look at his black and white panties.

so after i gave him a wedgy he started fighting back. so i got him in a hold
and he freaking spat on me. that little punk. so i got him in the
brian fury song’s CHOKE HOLD OF NO RETURN!

so about 3 years ago, i started to walk. i thought i was going to walk for a week straight
sleeping on the side of the road, eating power bars and drinking gatorade. well, that
trip lasted about 24 hours and i came back home to a comfortable bed. but the time i did
sleep on the road… well, not exactly the road but a whole mess of flat rocks where the
mexicans fished and the waves crashed on top of me… kinda… it was more like light
splashes. anyways, the time i was out there… well… i can’t tell you. anyways, it was a
good run. i’m proud of the investment but it’s time.

i walked all of this

…and found this.
these are not pretty at all, they look pretty gross AND they feel gross.
what a crappy long walk to find some crappy creatures that look like spiny stars. waste.

let me tell you how i spent my valentine’s day
me and this hot girl…. jk
this is how it started out

got up at 5:30am because the Fullerton district was calling me
i was sick but i have to pick up to cancel the assignment

so i drag my sick body up, pick up the phone and start punching my code
but since i’m up, i went to the bathroom to drain my main vein

so i was peeing and punching numbers still and then it happened….

i dropped my phone in the toilet and i saw it die…
but the sad part is that i coudn’t stop peeing… it woulda stung if i tried to stop

so i buy a used T-mobile phone for $30
i didn’t take a picture of it to show off
this crappy phone is kinda broken
if you close the phone and then open it again, most of the time, the screen
goes blank and you can’t get the calls. so i had to super glue it open

so everybody… if anybody has a decent T-mobile phone…..
and i lost all my phone numbers. so if i dont pick up then that means i
have no clue who you are.

what an awesome valentine’s day

stephanie is nice

destiny is nice

unknown girl is nice

luz marie is nice

mariah… damn…

it was kinda sad…
fury: “lets take a group piture!!”
girls: “MARIAH GET OUT!”
fury: “……… OK 1, 2, 3!!”

malosi is nice

josh is one of the cutest kids. he looks like the kid from jerry mcguire

this is oneil. like shaq oneil. he is one of the funnies kids here goes the stories

ed: “if we are all decendents of jesus does that mean we’re all jews?”
oneil: “I’M NOT A JEW! I’M BLACK”

ed: “God made us from dirt… or earth”
oneil: “brian God made you out of sand but it looks like God made me out of
           mud or crap or something”

and the cute thing is, even thought these kids are really mean to eachother,
they really are caring and take care of eachother. example

so i was taking a dump in the bathroom at the ice skating place and i hear oneil and josh

oneil: “here, hurry up and go pee or else i’m gonna leave you in here by urself”
josh: “ok ok just wait for me”
oneil: “that’s it! i’m leaving”
and it gets very quiet…. and 10 seconds later
oneil: “BOOOOOOO!!!”
josh: “ONEIL!!! YOU MADE ME PEE ALL OVER MY PANTS!!!”

this is what PEC looks like these days. if you would like to help on friday
evenings, please contact me or edwin. dinner will be provided. you bring
the beer.

this is my friend. we used to laugh a lot. well… it was more like i used to make fun of her
and laugh at her a lot. then one day she left to go cure herself.