WARNING!!!! I DID NOT TAKE THESE PHOTOS
EDWARD CHOI TOOK THESE PHOTOS!!!! CUZ HE’S A PERVERT!!!
Beauty of Russia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hairy man from middle east: “hey baby, what’s your sign”
foxy seasoned woman from russia: “you pervert!!! i’m a decent lady!!!”

only if i can get a crane here… then i can get up

thanks crane

hey christy, i think my waist line is getting thinner

oh you think so? well, now that you mention it… mine seems to be getting realy thin and hot!!

purrrrrrr… i’m a cat… a sexy cat, ready to pounce on my prey

I’M NOT WORTHY!!!!!! I’M NOT WORTHY!!!!!!!

in russia, sun screen lotion is illegal. its posession is considered equal to having a pound of crack. so the russians
do not use sun tan lotion and they just get burned. i offered this lady some sun screen and she started to yell
and call the cops, so i punched her in the nose. (this might not be true)

the end
what a way to start the week huh?