April 21, 2005
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Alfred was unlovable.
At least that’s what the cat told him every chance he got.
“you’ve got the ugliest mug i’ve ever seen! No one could love you!”
Alfred tried his best to ignore the remarks, but it was difficult,
especially since the cat had taught the parrot to say
“unlovable! squawk! unlovable!” whenever Alfred walked by.
the goldfish gurgled in agreement.
but what was it that made him unlovable?
his snoring?
the way he ate?
his little curly tail?
none of the neighborhood dogs would have a thing to do with him.
“his mouth is too small to hold a ball,”
a big german shepherd sneered.
“his legs are way too short for running,”
snickered a greyhound.
a pampered poodle chucked. “did you see that face?”
“beat it shrimp,” growled a doberman.
“you couldn’t even scare a mailman.”
Alfred didn’t like staying in the house since the cat was always making fun of him,
the parrot was always squawking “unloveable!” and the goldfish was always
gurgling in agreement. so alfred spent most of his time alone in the backyard.
one day a new family moved in next door. Alfred tried to see if they had a dog who
might be his friend, but he was too little to look over the fence.
as he was sniffing around, he heard something on the other side.
“hello?” Alfred called.
“hi,” came the answer. “i’m Rex. i just moved in.”
“my name is Alfred.” and, without thinking, he blurted out,
“i’m a golden retriever.”
“glad to meet you,” Rex replied.
Alfred and Rex talked for hours. Alfred said he liked sleeping in the sun, dog food, and scratching.
Rex did too. Rex said he hated baths and going to the vet. Alfred did too.
it began to get dark. soon it was time for dinner, and they both went inside. that night Alfred thought
about how much he liked Rex and how much they had in common. then he thought about the fib he
had told. Alfred was sure they’d be friends–as long as Rex never saw how unlovable he was.
the next day when Alfred and Rex were chatting, a squirrel jumped onto the fence between them.
they both barked at it. the squirrel took one look at Alfred and climbed up a tree.
Rex said, “you sure showed that squirrel who’s boss, Alfred.”
but Alfred was thinking, if Rex ever sees me he’ll run away too.
“i’m going to dig a hole under the fence,” Rex said one day. “then i can squeeze through
to your side, and we can meet.”
Alfred heard Rex digging. when he heard Rex wiggle under the fence, he ran and hid behind a bush.
then he heard Rex call, “Alfred, where are you?”
suddenly Rex poked his head into the bush where Alfred was hiding.
“y…you look just like me!!!” gasped Alfred.
“wow! this is great,” said Rex. “you’re not a golden retriever after all!!!”
Alfred had to laugh. who cared what othe others said? Rex was his friend,
and Rex liked him just the way he was.
together Alfred and Rex ran…
they jumped…
they played…
and Alfred never felt unlovable again.
THE END
i read this to my kindergarten class and they loved it. they were like “Mr. Song! why is the cat so mean?”
at the end of the story when Alfred had a friend, i made everybody cheer and they were so happy.
i was pretty happy too. this is my favorite book.
Comments (18)
good to see you’re up and running again.
any God fearing Christian can see the true meaning of this book! Rex and Alfred are gay, and the author of this childrens’ book is probably gay too, and is promoting homosexuality…sigh…
i have no brother…sigh
haha how ADORABLE!
AWWW alfred and rex are pugs. my cousins have one named rolly and he is the SWEEEEEEEEETEST dog in the entire world.
he snorts stuff out of his nose, snores when he sleeps, doesn’t let ne thing ever ever bother him, and sits out in the pouring rain staring up at the sky.
CUTE!!
awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i loved it!that is also my favorite book now…
cute
wow. those pictures are so clear. i feel like i was there with alfred and rex. but my favorite story is still, “Where the Wild Things Are.” have you read it? i feel like you’d like it.
good to hear that you are having good time with your kids.. i’ll see you friday~
that’s a cute book. what’s it called?
if you have time please answer the question on my xanga for me.. than you~
AWWW I LOVE IT!! SOO CUTE!!! horray for Alfred!!~~
THIS BOOK IS SO RACIST.
hahahaha just kidding.
Cat’s are evil.
Hi Brian, long time no see. Just came across your site so just wanted to say hi
Hope you’re doing well. ~ Tommy, Staci, Noah
what is that?
My puppy Leah (the one I gave away) had a bulldog mom who looked literally like an oversized pug. The daddy was a white jindo and Leah came out like a jindo with pug coloring. SHE WAS SO UGLY AND SHE WAS MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss her. That book is so cute! Alfred looks like a pho + fly + chihuahua.
that was really cute~~ =0D
PUahhhahhahahahhahahahaha that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was so cute yet so stupid!
hahahahahahahahaha i like that story!
hab a good week!