May 13, 2005
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as most of you all figured out... the girl is only 5 and i kissed her on the head.
i can never doit again cuz i might get fired from my job that pays me nothing.
even if i die and was born again, you'll be the only one
EMERGENCY LIVE UPDATE #2!!!!!!!!!
i kissed a girl today and she didn't even flinch!!! she actually smiled!!!!
i kissed her and i was like CRAP!!! Y DID I DO THAT?!?!?!!?
but all she did was look up at me and smiled
EMERGENCY LIVE UPDATE!!!
so this weeks been "Sea Creature" week in my class. i've been introducing new sea cratures every day.
today's sea creature was the Portuguese Man-of-war and i've been telling them about tentacles and such.
all of a sudden a boy raises his hands and the conversation went something like this.
Me: yes RJ. would u like to share something with the class?
RJ: yes... my dog went to the vet yesterday to get his TENTACLES cut off.
Me: ............. (long silence)
then i coudn't help it no more. me and one of the helper moms in the classroom just busted up laughing.
(this happened to me like a month ago but with a girl, but i think this was funnier)
i HAD a friend name Eric.... he got married... now he only uses me when he gets bored.
this is how our conversation went.
Me: what the heck?!?!?! U CALLED ME!?!!?
Eric: yeah... i'm bored
Me: of what? ur married
Eric: i'm bored of her, i'm bored of Xbox, i'm bored of TV. come to LA
Me: (sobbing) THEN U'LL GET BORED OF ME TOO!!!
and i hung up... he is no longer my friend.
LOOK AT MY BODY!!!! I CANT BELIVE THAT WAS ME!!!!
LOOK AT THE BOOBS OF FURY!!! THE ARMS OF DESTRUCTION!!!
THE BACK OF GLORY!!!! THE SHOULDERS OF CRUSTACEANS!!!!
i've decided that i'm not coming back to HairsOnMyChest until i get that body back.
i dont care how long it takes. i will get it back and when i get it back....
oh the glorious day... can u smell it?
thank you faithful readers, just wait, just you wait until my body is sexy as Macy Gray's voice.
Comments (32)
dood you are so fat!
i have no brother
why lady why
what the. thats you?! daang.
you've turned into an emo slob
what a hottie! underwear model-esque
SEXY BRIAN WHY!! T.T eoieoieeoi
hahha.. hi brian.. i'm sorry i had to laugh.. brings back some funny memories.. hope you're doing well..
macy grays voice is quite UN-sexy...you might wanna aim higher, brian...hehehe
hey liar. thanks to you i went hiking alone with sarah and jie eun.
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thank you and i appreciate it much!
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THE BOOBS OF FURY!!! THE ARMS OF DESTRUCTION!!!
THE BACK OF GLORY!!!! THE SHOULDERS OF CRUSTACEANS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u were really buff and skinny in that picture!
i have got to admit -- WHO COULD DENY?! and we all wonder why.. WHY, brian? WHY! ok byebye
Oh man, you need to drop by and see my new toy. hahah... crazy.
Hi Brian! What's up!
That must be around the time when you would wake up in the morning at 7 and go work out... and when i went with you.. and when i tore my tricep because it was too early in the morning.. and when i never went with you except that one time.
emergency live update?! lol. thats cute.
mmmm... you look like you have lip gloss on in the first picture.
lol.. u'll have to change ur xanga name to MusclesOnMyChest upon ur triumphant return. lol jp
omg~ this entry is too funny!
yes, u sexy thang... u are sexy then and now! how so? 'cause you are Brian Song!
although i just saw u at Jeff' b-day party...i miss u. let get some pho/coffee soon, k?
BRIAN YOU WERE NEVER THAT SKINNY!!
DO NOT BELIEVE HIM PEOPLE, I AM HIS BROTHER AND I HAVE KNOWN HIM ALL MY LIFE! HE IS JUST GOOD WITH PHOTO SHOP!! HE PHOTOSHOPPED HIS FACE ON MY BODY!
you still crack me up, brian!
yea u might want to be a little careful with the young ones.
haha you're just... hairy now HAHA
i guess that means no more HairsOnMyChest..
goodbye
hahahahahahahahahah. ok.. bye now~
hey brian...how are you? why is there a nekkid girl in the corner. take care MAN.
brian...why do you ditch me every saturday? i'm tired of trying.
Hepy bursdey boo-ryahn
hi brian...
it's late but happy birthday!!!
happy late birthday brian!
Hi,
I'm using a Canon 1D Mark 2.
The lenses that I utilize are:
Canon 15mm f/2.8 FE
Canon 17-40mm f/4
Canon 28-70mm f/2.8
Canon 50mm f/1.4
Canon 85mm f/1.8
Canon 70-200mm f/2.8 IS
Canon 300mm f/2.8
Canon 1.4 Extender
It is not highly recommended that you purchase the 70-200, unless you're sure that you're getting serious about photography. It's a great lens, it's been my workhorse eversince I started photography. But if you have the money, go for the primes, like the 135mm f/2 and the 35mm f/1.4. It would be a better value for money purchase than the 70-200 f/2.8 IS. I wished I have gone that route, because I'm a concert photographer, and primes are the only way to shoot a concert. Good luck, and I hope this helped.
his "TENTACLES" hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
that's hilarious!!!!!
i'm studying abroad in japan for a year. i'm leaving 7/31. i'll be at XL until then... so i'll be seeing you around.
(btw, i love shin seung hun)
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