July 23, 2005

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  Dave
  age: 27
  sex: male
  height: avg.
  weight: 6 miles a day
  special powers: sitting quietly and looking good
  famous quote: “brian… i love you”
  current expression: “brian… i love you”

  
  

  

  
  

  Robby
  age: cute
  sex: male
  height: tall
  weight: sexy
  special powers: mesmerizing/tantalizing smile
  famous quote: “oh haaaaaiiiiilllll NO”
  current expression: “brian… i love you”

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  Angie
  age: getting there
  sex: female
  height: tall
  weight: tall
  special powers: making me do crap all the time
  famous quote: “brian, ur not funny”
  current expression: “brian, ur not funny… and can do u this and that and this and that and this and that;laksdjflkajs;ldkja;lse;l”

  
  

  

  
  

  Nary
  age: prime
  sex: female
  height: ginormous
  weight: tiny
  special powers: estudiar en la biblioteca con papas fritas en mi pantalones
  famous quote: “brian, stop taking those pills”
  current expression: “yo encanta estudio historia de biblioteca con papas fritas en mi pantalones”

  
  

  

  
  

  Caros
  age: undocumented
  sex: female
  height: cry baby
  weight: cry baby
  special powers: knowing every single line of austin powers 1,2,3 /dumb and dumber /zoolander/ old school/ and the bible
  famous quote: “we’re not so different… you and i…”
  current expression: “i hurt my SOUL”

  
  

  
  

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  this is Michael Chang. the tennis player. i ate crabs with him. ooooo, i feel a story coming on
  *********warning!!!!******** some of the documented conversations MIGHT not have taken place
  ok so all of the teachers were having dinner and we are all told that MC was coming to have dinner with us.
  we are directly ordered to supress all comments/ screaming/ staring/ asking for autographs for MC is a humble man
  so when he walked into the door this is how i introduced myself…
  
  “hi my name is brian SONG, whats ur name?” (i said my last name extra loud in hopes of MC telling me his last name)
  “hi my name is Michael”….. mission 1 failed
  
  “hey robby, since you, and doug and i are here, all we need is just 1 more person to play doubles in tennis!!!!!”
  (kinda yelled in hopes of MC overhearing)….. mission 2 failed
  
  “OH BOY!!! MY TENNIS ELBOW IS KILLING ME TODAY!!!!”…. mission 3 failed
  
  MC: “yeah, i’ve traveld everywhere in the US and some parts of Europe on my tour….”
  me: “OH?!?!?!? R U A GOLFER?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!”
  MC: “no” ……….. mission 4 failed

  
  

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  so after all the failed attempts in trying to uncover the secret of his last name, i sat quitely and ate my crab in defeat
  then right b4 he left, the ownder of the house busted out like 15 tennis rackets for MC to sign.
  so i had to say something b4 i exploded in distress
  me: “OMG FINALLY!!! can we say his name now??!??!?!?”
  me: “MICHAEL CHANG!!! MICHAEL CHANG!!! MICHAEL CHANG!!!”

  
  

  it felt so liberating to just yell out his name at the top of my lungs straight in his face.

  
  

  then we took a picture together. look at how happy we are, can u see him LEANING into me? oh yeah baby, MC is smiling

  
  

  
  

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  i swear it was the fourth of july, and i could barely raise my eyes
  you were the rockets you were the show
  you were the colors, ahh the light, the glow
  i dont know where this feeling begins, i shake and slip, fall in, again i guess
  i can tell the way you look at me now, you were the rockets and the light… somehow

  
  

   

  
  

  this song has been my favorite song for years and years. close ur eyes, turn up the volume and feel the music
  it feels like u r flying. ok, maybe not flying but for me, it brings back all the good memories.
  …. i thought about it and i dont have too many good memories. so i guess i was lying, kinda.
  but i can make more. a lot more. hopefully enough for me to wanna live a little longer.
  

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