August 31, 2006

  • name: jasmine choi


    nick name: wooo ri, jazz


    special powers: emo powers of saddness


    funny meter (out of 10): 3 degrees celcius


    finishing move: emo look of saddness every chance she gets then walking away in solitude


    color that best describes: something emo… black and red


    song that best describes: something dark and emo


    weakness: every damn boy








    emo



    emo



    emo



    emo


    i like her because she’s not the same as other girls i know. which means… she’s kinda interesting





    so i shaved my chest last night to empathize with the rest of the asian males out there.
    it felt so smooth that i caressed it all night, even when i was out with some of my team
    but i woke up this morning to find freakin red dots everywhere.
    they are in-grown-chest-hairs. it hurts like a dokey’s sak would if youd slap it with a ping pong paddle
    i’m in constant pain, i can’t even wear a shirt. why the hell did i do this? i have no clue…
    i’m never going to do this ever again


Comments (17)

  • HAHAHAHAHAH you shaved your chest? man dont do it. its gonna end up growing back thicker and thicker and then before you even know it, the hairs gonna start comming out the top of your shirt hahaha

  • you used soap and water, huh? should have used shaving cream!!!!!

    <33 grace

  • strength: videographing
    weakness: roseann

  • diane again. i still cant believe you shaved your chest… and didnt let hannah do the shaving you know that you told her she could do it….. HAHAHAHA!! that picture is too hilarious… EWLK! BARF! EGADS!

  • ouch. next time, get it professionally waxed.

  • gaahahhahahahahhahha~ you poor thing!!! should have waxed.. or used better shaving cream. put like antibacterial cream and lotion.. it’ll go away in a couple of days and back to smoothness.. hey! consider yourself lucky!! most asian guys would kill for hair. hahah it made me think of 40-y.o. virgin.

  • after u shave, use a little bit of astringent.  pour some on a clean cotton ball and wipe wipe wipe.  it’ll clear soon.  (dont use extra strength cuz that’ll sting!)  i recommend Clean and Clear (it’s pink in color)

  • it also looks like you shaved your armpit

  • i hate you for life. YOU SAID I COULD DO IT!!! PUNK PUNK PUNK@@!!!!!!
    you totally made jas look emo. but shes not emo!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW BRIAN!

    now you dont have more chest hairs then hairs on your head.

  • i like how you took away from jas’ glory with your chest shaving business.

  • OMG! hahahahahhaha! =) OUCH!
    I love it!

  • seriously brian. everyone knows youre supposed to wax it or you get that. that deserves 3 eprops and a lol

  • good Lord brian.
    anyway ha ha Z is funny you should boost her up to a 2 degreees cel.
    radioheads cool

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA oh boy, you should change your xanga to nohairsonmychest now…

    – the former fortunecookeygrl

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