January 4, 2007

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  this is my friend’s baby. her name is Kate.
  my friend is a bad father, he’s counting all the times she made him miserable
  and he is going to unleash his anger when she turns five
  ERIC THE BAD FATHER, is going to hit her
  8 TIMES ON HER 5TH BDAY!!!!!
  bad father

  

  

  JUST LOOK AT THAT BAD FATHER’S EXPRESSION!!!
  LOOK AT THOSE BEADY LITTLE EVIL EYES!!!
  he’s a bad father

  

  Kate’s mama on the left and Lisa on the right.
  so we were in the car and kate was crying… i think…
  and Lisa decides to sing to Kate to calm her down, or… she was singing
  just cuz she felt like it. i dont know y Lisa started to sing. but anyways.
  she starts singing “twinkle, twinkle i dont know the rest”
  yes thats exactly what she sang. NOT ONCE! NOT TWICE BUT
  OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
  “twinkle, twinkle i dont know the rest”
  “twinkle, twinkle i dont know the rest”
  “twinkle, twinkle i dont knwo the rest”

  about 6 minutes of that crap i couldn’t hack it no more
  so i yelled at her
  “DUDE ITS TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!!!”
  “HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE START”
  “THATS LIKE SAYING JINGLE I DONT KNOW THE REST,
  JINGLE I DONT KNOW THE REST!”

  and we laughed. the end

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  geek stuff. this was shot with a 5D and a 35mm f/2.0 lens at the minimum
  focusing distance and at ISO 1600. at ISO 1600 there is almost no noise but…
  i like noise, it gives it that “film” look and i love that “film” look. well… i can
  just shoot film but its so dang expensive to develope and the film i shoot is so
  dang expensive. anyways, this lens was only $230 and it rocks.
  there is a $1200 version of this lens that i’ve been lusting after but…
  i have to pay rent. i hate rent.

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  i think girls are pretty retarded. most of them open their mouths and they ooze with retardation.
  they start talking and i think “dude… i can’t belive thats what you really think” or “omg… is that
  what you really wanted to say? out of so many things you could have talked about, you chose to
  tell me about shoes?” but i just smile and say “my my, you are so cute” pat their heads and
  wonder if they’ll ever get the hint that they bother the crap outta me. but if they keep on talking
  i act like i’m in a music video and the girl is muted by a song. i think of all the possible
  scenarios that COULD happen in a music video and i live it. of course i say “yeah” and nod
  once in a while to make it look like i’m paying attention. when i can’t stand it no more, i just say
  “well, it was nice talking to you” and smile then leave. even if they are talking they take the que
  that this is where the conversation ends. i love that line. “well, it wsa nice talking to you” that
  sentence is like “good bye” ” i have to go” “please dont talk” “SHUT UP” “dinner is ready”
  “somebody is waiting for me” “PLEASE DONT TALK” “hey, i have to go” “i’m done listening”
  “SHUT UP” all in one. its awesome

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