I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!
in honor of Mr. Will Ferrell, we all took a picture
ps. selva is a homo

selva is a homo

come 2007, i’ll kill you.

this is my friend’s baby. her name is Kate.
my friend is a bad father, he’s counting all the times she made him miserable
and he is going to unleash his anger when she turns five
ERIC THE BAD FATHER, is going to hit her
8 TIMES ON HER 5TH BDAY!!!!!
bad father

JUST LOOK AT THAT BAD FATHER’S EXPRESSION!!!
LOOK AT THOSE BEADY LITTLE EVIL EYES!!!
he’s a bad father

Kate’s mama on the left and Lisa on the right.
so we were in the car and kate was crying… i think…
and Lisa decides to sing to Kate to calm her down, or… she was singing
just cuz she felt like it. i dont know y Lisa started to sing. but anyways.
she starts singing “twinkle, twinkle i dont know the rest”
yes thats exactly what she sang. NOT ONCE! NOT TWICE BUT
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
“twinkle, twinkle i dont know the rest”
“twinkle, twinkle i dont know the rest”
“twinkle, twinkle i dont knwo the rest”

about 6 minutes of that crap i couldn’t hack it no more
so i yelled at her
“DUDE ITS TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!!!”
“HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE START”
“THATS LIKE SAYING JINGLE I DONT KNOW THE REST,
JINGLE I DONT KNOW THE REST!”

and we laughed. the end

geek stuff. this was shot with a 5D and a 35mm f/2.0 lens at the minimum
focusing distance and at ISO 1600. at ISO 1600 there is almost no noise but…
i like noise, it gives it that “film” look and i love that “film” look. well… i can
just shoot film but its so dang expensive to develope and the film i shoot is so
dang expensive. anyways, this lens was only $230 and it rocks.
there is a $1200 version of this lens that i’ve been lusting after but…
i have to pay rent. i hate rent.

i think girls are pretty retarded. most of them open their mouths and they ooze with retardation.
they start talking and i think “dude… i can’t belive thats what you really think” or “omg… is that
what you really wanted to say? out of so many things you could have talked about, you chose to
tell me about shoes?” but i just smile and say “my my, you are so cute” pat their heads and
wonder if they’ll ever get the hint that they bother the crap outta me. but if they keep on talking
i act like i’m in a music video and the girl is muted by a song. i think of all the possible
scenarios that COULD happen in a music video and i live it. of course i say “yeah” and nod
once in a while to make it look like i’m paying attention. when i can’t stand it no more, i just say
“well, it was nice talking to you” and smile then leave. even if they are talking they take the que
that this is where the conversation ends. i love that line. “well, it wsa nice talking to you” that
sentence is like “good bye” ” i have to go” “please dont talk” “SHUT UP” “dinner is ready”
“somebody is waiting for me” “PLEASE DONT TALK” “hey, i have to go” “i’m done listening”
“SHUT UP” all in one. its awesome

THESE ARE NOT MY PICS!!!!
so there is this dude from a photography site i go to. he’s been in india
for like 4-5 months and he’ll be there for another 6 months or so.
he and his wife have been just travleling and taking pictures. just
like to share it with you guys. (i edited the pics though)

i got the ok from this dude, so dont worry

this is india’s TOP SECRET herbal medicine. i heard it really works

my personal fav

a lot happened this year,
1. saddam got OWNED
2. Ford is in a permanent state of rest
3. graduated that bull crap teaching thing
4. gained 15lbs
5. realized how hard it is to earn money
6. realized how easy it is to spend money
7. my body turned “old”, but i still feel like i can take over the world
8. i think i acutally got nice
9. i heard rumors of girls having a functioning brain
10. i found out that girls dont have hearts. in place of their hearts, they
      have a little chamber of jealousy which forces blood through their
      bodies. if this little chamber of jealousy is provoked, it has the capability
      of turning their blood into poisonous acid which can have a detrimental
      effect of contaminating anything from a 10-15mile radius. of course this
      contamination is equivalent to 10,000 nuclear explosions.

but i kinda dont remembre anything about this past year and i really dont care.
high hopes for 2007? naw, no more of the renegades of funk act. i just
wanna survive.

so i buy a digital camera that is a superb low noise performer… and what do i do to the
pictures i take? i add noise to them. i’m rad

little gangsta

jen gangsta

TARD gangsta

TARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOB gangsta

TARD FOB!!!!!!!!!!

CHP gangsta

tiny gangsta

so many gangstas around me… but i’m such a dork

Eos 3, 12-24mm f/4.5, Tmax 100 film scanned

she’s trying to chase after what she wants. so dont make fun of her.

i was watching Real World Denver with dave son and dude…. can i just say….

DRAMA~~~~~!!!!!

                               VS    
Gay, Christian, Southern, Drunk Racist Davie VS Big, Black, Angry, Smoking Hulk Tyrie
winner is ……… Tyrie because he’s black

            VS      
FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                              VS              FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
winner is……….FACE cuz its so dang pretty!!!

            VS    
Angry mama                                                     VS                Happy mama
winner is…………. Happy mama cuz she makes my lunch every day

          VS      
Tards…. real, genuine tards                VS                    Young Brian Fury
winner is…… TARDS!!! cuz they are “special” to me

                   VS    
230lb Somi                                              VS               235lb Brian Fury
winner is……..  Brian Fury by 5 lbs!!!!

                    VS     
Jogee                                        VS                Young Brian Fury
winner is….. JOGEE!!! cuz she’s nice

                      VS     
Jogee                                        VS               OG Brian Fury
winner is……Jogee cuz it’s her birthday

MAMA TO THE LEFT!
MAMA TO THE LEFT!

MAMA TO THE RIGHT!
MAMA TO THE RIGHT!

LANA!!!!!!! its lana. jay doesn’t love her, only i do.

i shall call you… MONSTER!!!!!!!
so i had this yorkie for 1 night and i named him Monster.
it was a early christmas present for my mama but she really really
didn’t want him. so after one night, i had to give it away
i really liked him too… dang.

UGRENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i need a travel buddy to ISRAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tentative schedual december 28 or 29th until January 10th ish or later!!!!!!
TELL ME ASAP SO WE CAN GET THIS THING GOING!!!!!!!!!!!
ABOUT 2 WEEKS OF EXPLORING ISRAEL!!!!!!!
I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE AS LONG AS YOU ARE A GIRL AND HOT!!!
LETS GO!!!!!!

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STORY TIME!!!!!!!

i was in the philippines for about a year back in 2002 and i loved going to
this orphanage. an american lady ran the place and it was a warm and
amazing place to just be and the kids were just so dang cute. this buddy was my
favorite. his name was Francis Ike (some last name which i never found out)
he was one of those babies that nobody really favored at the orphanage
cuz there was this other cute baby girl that was really popular. so do i try
try to win the heart of a popular cute girl? hell no. my heart was drawn
to this one. he cried a lot so i remember slapping him around a bit
(i’m really just kidding). we used to sit on the fence and count cows.
(yup, thats about how exciting it was there). he liked it… so i liked it.

on the left is Francis Ike and on the right is Charlie…. so generic huh? well
charlie was the new kid AND HE WANTED TOO MUCH DAMN ATTENTION!!
WTH WAS WRONG WITH THAT KID?!?!? I JUST DONT KNOW?!????!?!?
jk. he was a cutie too but Ike was my boy

this is Merry Chris. she was the cutie of the house. for some reason everybody LOVED
her. at first i was like PSH!!!!! SHE AINT ALL THAT!!! and then i realized why
everybody loved her so dang much. she was so cute and she acted really cute too. but
no, i stayed faithful to my boy, i played with Ike more than her!!! HA!!!

so her story goes, she was left on their door steps on Christmas Eve. so they decided
name her Merry Chris… tmas GET IT??!?!!? GET IT?!?!?!? anyways, her mama slept
with some local politician and so he got some body guards to drop it off at the
orphanage and told the mama that the baby was killed. so after like 3 years (when I
was there) she finally found Merry Chris and in hopes of taking her back
came to visit every other weekend. i dont know what happened after that.
i came back home

AND i chose this happy song cuz, i thought it would be so dang lame if i put a sad song
jsut because these babies are orphans. no way man, these babies are happier than some
of ya’ll out there and they deserve this song damnit!!!!

she was one of the neighborhood leader chicks. so if any of the other kids, girls or guys
wanted to talk to either me or the KCM team, it had to go through her. i dont know how
that really worked but some how it did. AND… damn it i was so skinny here…. i need
to lose 30lbs

this is me and one of my best G-MONIES howard lee. we were both so
thin. now he’s fat and i’m fat. but.. the one thing different about us is that
he’s got a soon to be wife and all i got is couple of camera lenses.
YES!!!! I WIN!!!!